My Wednesday legal briefs...
Free advice seeker #1 says...I wanna know what my rights are...I owe this man some money and he told somebody that I owe him some money, what's my rights?
Me: You have the right to pay him his (damn) money.
Free advice seeker #1 says...Didn't he violate my privacy? Ain't that private personal information?
Me: Nah bruh! It ain't never private when you owe a nigra money, you know that!
Free advice seeker #2 says...While I was eating some candy, a piece of glass or hard plastic got stuck in the top of my mouth, what can I get for that?
Me: A refund.
Free advice seeker #2 says...It stuck me like a needle in the top of my mouth. Did something get injected into my system from that?
Me: Greed.
lawd...there are too many legal shows on t.v., really, people think lawyers are clairvoyant magicians that can make money rain from the sky...
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You can't tell folk that a food case won't make 'em a Kajillionaire!!!
You sure can't. I want to scream every time a random relative calls me because they think they "caught a case". Aside from the fact that I am not even barred in their state, its always some ole bull ish! And it kills me because lawyers get a bad rap for all the ills in society because of lawsuits. Helloooo, its the public that comes to us seeking representation (and the all important big pay day) for their spilled McDonald's coffee.
Love this post!
Objectionable, 'cause we all know food cases gonna take you from Dollarnaire to Kajillionaire...I could put that in my commercial...I love it
jden723, my uncle from NJ called me recently, AND I had not heard from this ninja in 'bout 10 years, no lie, to ask me if his friend, whose daughter died in prison 'cause the guards gave her the wrong medicine for her diabetes had a case...what? This man couldn't even pick me out of a line-up, callin' for this?
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