Are you...serious? Are you...gay? Are you...gonna git that fixed?

Sooooo, I was talking to my sister last night and she is telling me about a conversation she had with her daughter B. This has got to be the funniest shyt I have heard this entire year (all six days of the year to be exact). I keep telling people my sister, her husband and their kids should have their own reality t.v. show. It would be a cross between show's like, Run's House, Everybody Hates Chris and the Biggest Loser (my sister is always losing weight these days and she claims she's working out, but if you ask me the weight is coming off kinda fast. What are you really doing to lose the weight Shuga, huh? She is looking good though.)

Anywhoo, my niece is crazy and has an equally crazy friend S. So my niece is telling my sister a story about how S has an, umm, deformed pop-pop (a family term for a girl's "privacy"). She's telling my sister 'bout how S basically showed it to her to prove what S has been telling my niece for so long...that she has a deformed pop-pop. So my sister at this point in the story, just interrupts my niece and ask, "Are you Gay?" My niece of course responds "no." To which my sister responds by saying, in matter of fact fashion, "Oh, cause I thought maybe you were tryin' to tell me something, you know between the lines, and I was going to be o.k. with it after the initial vomit in the mouth moment passed." Lawd, my sister is crazy.

So, after my niece B assures my sister she is not gay, she continues to tell my sister that she asked S if she lets her umm, suitors look at her pop-pop all deformed as it is (there apparently is a gigantic flap of extra skin on this girl's stuff, like the elephant man of pop-pops I'm assuming). So S says yes, she ain't shame of her pop-pop (of course not 'cause she showin' it to you, right?). My niece says she is like, "oh" looking all crazy as if to say, "and they still have, umm, "relations" with you?"

We all know the answer to that. As long as it ain't gonna eat the peni, they will do the do with deformed, disabled, disgruntled, whateva pop-pops...right?

This is too much for me...this is a new spin on the old school "you show me yours and I'll show you mine."