A man called with questions about his wife, who he says is a Kleptomaniac. Not like that cousin we all got in the family that steals from everybody and you call him a klepto...no mam...for real...like she gets a check...a disability check, social security for being a kleptomaniac. Isn't that the ultimate hustle? You're basically pimpin' the government. You gettin' paid 'cause you steal! OMG.
The story gets betta. Come to find out, she's got deeper probs. Turns out, her mother is her sister. Yep, you read that right and it is possible. Work it out in your mind for a minute. Nasty! Just plain ole nasty. So she is a "chromosome disaster."
It don't even matter at this point what legal problem the man had questions about, 'cause it's some weird mess.
My sister went to school with a guy who was a "chromosome disaster". His daddygrandpaw had children, plural, with his daughter. About 3 of em. The first one was a total science fair project. He was so messed up. He might've had an extra finger or toe or something. Just a mess. He was about 25 years old when they told his mother he couldn't come back to school 'cause they couldn't do nothing for him but feed him. The daddygrandpaw lived a long long time and never went to jail or got charged with anything. Isn't that crazy?!
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I was just reminded of my Uncle who is VERY well to do but who steals something everywhere he goes. We went to a Circle K once and when we returned to the car he offered me some type of frog keychain that was on the counter by the cash register. I didn't remember him buying anything but water and asked him where it came from and he said..."I can't go anywhere without stealing something. You think I have a problem?"
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm SERIOUSLY waiting for the day the call comes that says he's been arrested from stealing from the Dollar Store.
EEwwwwwweee! Are these people from Louisiana? Sorry, I had to ask...there is this family from the little town that we moved to...the Grandpa impregnated the Granddaughter. His reason? "She was hot and ready and somebody had to give it to her" :::barf, barf:::: CPS took her away from her Mom and placed her in the care of her GRANDMA who resides with her Grandpa...how BACKASSWARD...go figga
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