Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Bad Dates


I was talking to Dr. Shunte and Ms. G about a "bad" date Ms. G recently went on. She explained that they decided to meet each other at a restaurant. It, of course, was a blind date. She said the guy wasn't her "normal" type but she was game for the date. So they waited to be seated. While waiting to be seated, she noticed he wouldn't stop looking at her...staring at her basically. She said when they were finally seated and the food came, she finally asked him, "umm, er, why are you looking at me like that?" She said he immediately said, "because your skin is so beautiful and smooth looking, flawless...." So she she's feeling all beautiful right. Smiling and cheesing, I'm sure. Then he breaks with, "I mean, you don't have any bullet holes or knife wounds or any type of scars...it's just so smooth."
What? Yes. He said it. She said at this point she waiting for him to start laughing but he didn't, he was serious. Who has he been dating? Women with names that begin with numbers? Lawd. She said at that point she couldn't help looking over her shoulder for one of his ex-girlfriends to "run up" on her shouting, "Break yoself fool." Needless to say, there was no second date. What's the worst date you've been on?

The "Original" Yes We Can Speech



Obama rocks the house!

Yes we can!

Each time I see this video, I am inspired. I love this. Several people have sent this to me. Like Donkey says, "I am a believer." I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.