I was talking to Dr. Shunte and Ms. G about a "bad" date Ms. G recently went on. She explained that they decided to meet each other at a restaurant. It, of course, was a blind date. She said the guy wasn't her "normal" type but she was game for the date. So they waited to be seated. While waiting to be seated, she noticed he wouldn't stop looking at her...staring at her basically. She said when they were finally seated and the food came, she finally asked him, "umm, er, why are you looking at me like that?" She said he immediately said, "because your skin is so beautiful and smooth looking, flawless...." So she she's feeling all beautiful right. Smiling and cheesing, I'm sure. Then he breaks with, "I mean, you don't have any bullet holes or knife wounds or any type of scars...it's just so smooth."
What? Yes. He said it. She said at this point she waiting for him to start laughing but he didn't, he was serious. Who has he been dating? Women with names that begin with numbers? Lawd. She said at that point she couldn't help looking over her shoulder for one of his ex-girlfriends to "run up" on her shouting, "Break yoself fool." Needless to say, there was no second date. What's the worst date you've been on?
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Oh my goodness...knife wounds..."break yoself fool!" ROFLMAO.
The worst I can think of was back in '93 when I was still in law school. I lived in a cheap apartment down the street from the local base. If I recall correctly I met the guy at the local 7/11. He seemed nice enough and was so funny, so we talked a bit and ultimately decided to go out. We went to the movies at a mall. As we are walking on the 2nd floor and he spots a dude on the other side of the mall going the other way with his companion (the atrium separated us). The next thing I know, he is yelling across the thing at the dude to stop checking me out! Lawdhamercy. I almost died on the spot. The date continued (ok, I know...wth was I thinking) and we saw the movie. After, he offered to take me to dinner. I said sure, something quick like a diner would be fine becuase I needed to get home. On the way to a local diner, he decides to stop at Mickey D's because he wanted "a snack before the meal". After getting in an argument with the braintrust at the drivethru becuase he ordered a whopper, we moved on. He determined that his sandwich was cold and needed to be warmed up, so he takes the bread off and soemhow manages to put it under his windshield wiper and turned the heat on high. Then asked me if I wanted some. Needless to say I begged to go home!
Ok, I will admit it, we went to the diner . . . but don't even ask what happened there!
omg...heating the sandwich on "defrost"???? Lawd. LOL.
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