I am about to laugh my azz into a full on asthma attack...I was busy cleaning my house while watching CSI:Maimi (a marathon, riiight) and some guy got pushed off a balcony onto an ice sculpture that was in his yard (they were having some type of uppercrust of society party, you know...). So a tower of ice is coming through his body right, so Horatio (I think that's his name) is on the scene with the black coroner chick and she discovers that the guy was shot. She says all mysterious, "shot in the broad daylight in a house full of people, now that's cold blooded, Horatio." And he whips off his shades and says, equally as mysterious, "cold as ice." (no puns intended with that big block of ice coming through homeboys chest plate?) I instantly imagined Horatio in full Rick James regala, with the beaded up, braided wig and all, cole as ice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-THtYXC24&feature=related
Who are the writers, they must've been high! Bad, bad puns...what made it funny was that they were looking so seroius. Who in reality could keep their composure while standing next to a man with a big azz block of ice protruding through his chest? You know that black lady would've cracked up when Horatio said..."cold as Ice." Right?...lawd...I need to write for t.v.
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